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Total Medals Earned: 1,077 (From
156 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 16,170 Points
Idiot 25 Points
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Trapped Forever 50 Points
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Helpford 5 Points
Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).
Stepfockey 5 Points
Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.
Slaymord 5 Points
As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.
Slapford 5 Points
High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.
Tatsumaki Stepukyaku 5 Points
See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.
Smega Buster 5 Points
Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).
Sargeford 5 Points
T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.
Stepforang 5 Points
Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.
Stepfnaf 5 Points
Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.
Disarmd 5 Points
Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.
Heartford (Connecticut) 5 Points
Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.
Stabality 5 Points
Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.
Robord 5 Points
Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.
Stwiss Cheeseord 5 Points
There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.
5tepford Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique 5 Points
Hit five hearts without activating any of the previous moves.
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
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